Friday, June 09, 2006

Visa Interview

This is what the conversation was –

(VO = VISA officer)

VO: So you are working with this XXX Company, how much do you earn monthly?

ME: The package is YYY amount.

VO: What did I ask you? Tell me how much you get monthly?

ME: told her the approx figure.

VO: Why did you choose UIC?

ME: good univ, good infrastructure, profs working in my area of interest

VO: Why PhD, why not MS?

ME: more interest in doing research work.

VO: Why are you interested in doing research?

ME: I like the subject, want to do an in-depth study.

VO: Which is the highest degree you have received?

ME: BTech in Electrical Engineering

VO: Which college?

ME: IIT, Kharagpur

VO: Show me your degree & marksheet

(gave those to her, she had a look and immediately returned the degree certificate and was studying the marksheet.)

VO: Did you pass in first division?

ME: Yes.

VO: How many univs did you apply to?

ME: Only this one.

VO: Why just one?

ME: again similar as why I chose UIC, told that I had communication with my advisor, he encouraged me to apply etc.

VO: Is Prof. Z sponsoring you?

ME: No, the univ has given me an assistantship.

VO: You told me that you are so much interested in research and now you are telling me that you applied to only one university. Why so?

ME: I had to repeat things I had said before. I emphasized that the research work going on is very focused on my area of interest & also the prof was interested considering my past credentials.

VO: It looks like you are using this opportunity only to enter US.

ME: I tried my best to convince her that I was really interested in the research.

VO: What do you want to do with what you will study there?

ME: I want to join one of the IITs as faculty.

VO: What did I ask you?

ME: what I want to do.

VO: I asked what you want to do in you research?

ME: I told her keeping it to simple English, as simple as possible.

VO: Sorry, I didn’t get you.

ME: So I started with more basic things and tried my best to explain.

VO: You are so much interested in your research but you can’t even explain what you are going to do?

ME: (I didn’t know how to explain power electronics better to someone who asks questions to people thorough a small window all day, know nothing related to electrical engineering, can’t make out whether I passed in first division or not after looking at the mark-sheet for 30 seconds, and if you have any doubt, the mark-sheet was in English) Still I had to say blah … blah … blah…. and more blah… blah … blah….

VO: You are working in Mumbai. Why don’t you do your higher studies there?

(Do you know why the VO sits behind a window? So that people can’t slap them!!)

VO: (before I could start explaining why I am not doing my PhD in Mumbai) %&^%$@#&^%^#^% &$&@# &$*# *&$@(*# @$*Y (*$@

And gave me the documents back.

I couldn’t make out her last sentence. Only thing I knew was that she had kept my passport and that meant I had got my VISA. I went out, collected my mobile from the counter and sent SMS to all on my contact list.

5 Comments:

Blogger Psycho McCrazy said...

weird, usually visa interviews are a breeze....
u musta caught the wrong VO or he/she must be having a bad day

anyway - congrats :)

June 11, 2006 11:55 AM  
Blogger Souvik said...

fucking sob!!! she was mean!!! u r right ... u shud hav slapped her!! :)
but alls well tat ends well

June 13, 2006 1:40 PM  
Blogger Dipanjan Das said...

that pakistani bitch.

last sentence is: "all the best for your education".

June 13, 2006 11:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

:))
most amusing post in the past 3 months or so :D
heights of stupidity !!
btw....ya..alls well dat ends well,so cheerrrs :)

October 29, 2006 9:54 PM  
Blogger Arnab Rudra said...

This is just a way to make you go crazy. Hope you liked it.

May 20, 2011 7:06 AM  

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